I try to be cool but I'm not very good at it.

Jan 11
2016

me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying?
me receiving affection: AAAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAA!A!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAA

(via itwasatuesdaydaylikeanyotherday)

Jan 11
2016

iatrogenic:

voidbat:
female-only:
sizvideos:
Aipoly Vision App helps visually impaired see the world through their smartphone
this is amazing! i am low-vision and could use this when i am travelling
@iatrogenic!!
i was expecting this to be EXTREMELY expensive but actually it’s FREE? can’t wait for the android version, but it does work really well on my ipad (when i remember to turn the sound up). a thing that differentiates SMOOTH MEDICINE BOTTLE A from SMOOTH MEDICINE BOTTLE B, etc!!!

(via la-la-lemon)

Jan 11
2016

notdeadbabies:

When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.

(via lordfarquaad-starsquad)

Jan 11
2016

lukeskywalkerscoachbag:

when someone you hate is getting dragged but people start crossing the line & being awful & ur forced to defend them

(via genericgayjoke)

Jan 11
2016

emmy-award:

soldierserum:
help ive fallen and i cant get up
#its funny cause they’re old

(via g-v-t-s)

Jan 11
2016

just-shower-thoughts:

The next Powerball winner is currently being told that it’s impossible that he/she will be the next Powerball winner.

(via hiddeninmyhoodie)

Jan 11
2016

egberts:

egberts:
warhammer-of-cillyhoo:
egberts:
egberts:
my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

(via thathumanwiththecatears)

Jan 11
2016

fullmetalavatar:

tumblino:
magistrate-of-mediocrity:
anotherdayforchaosfay:
thebestoftumbling:
baby meeting cat for the first time
Cat person right there.
Look at that tiny rectangle.
thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen
Ok, i will say it. why is that baby a starfish?

Those two gonna be best friends

(via itwasatuesdaydaylikeanyotherday)

Jan 11
2016

pxradisx:

books

(via hiddeninmyhoodie)

Jan 11
2016

ruinedchildhood:

Anna Kendrick Plays Ariel in Little Mermaid Parody on SNL [Video]

(via genericgayjoke)

Jan 11
2016

How to Cast Young Han Solo

katrinastratford:

All right Disney, listen up:
1) Forget casting some charisma-free, milquetoast professional actor.
2) Get in your car, and start driving around LA construction sites.
3) Find the hottest guy there hammering nails.
4) Ask if he wants to be an actor.
5) If he shrugs and says, “Yeah, sure, I guess.”
6) CAST HIM

(via fangirlsjustwannahavefun)

Jan 11
2016

deanwyd:

what she says: panic! at the disco are releasing an album on friday

what she means: brendon fucking urie is going to leak the album at 11pm thursday night

(via thathumanwiththecatears)

Jan 11
2016

(via mermaid-punk4)

Jan 10
2016

thatdeafblackguy:

One of my hearing friends offered to make a voicemail message on my phone that will said something like “hi this is Frankie’s phone he’s Deaf so what are you even doing right now"

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

Jan 10
2016

goodkoalatea:

This is maybe my favorite existing tweet

(via trust)